name
` juffri jumaat
treasures
` his LIFE
` his timbuk2 bag
` his nokia n70
` his white lacoste
` his v10
` his girlfriend
crap
` empty wallet
` opponents
` challenges
Thursday, July 3 -
Sumthing funny
In a New York park, a young boy was attacked by a savage dog. A passer-by happened to come upon the attack and came to the rescue. Having tackled the dog, he strangled it to death. A reporter for the New York Times was watching all this and took snap shots for a front page picture in the next day's paper. Approaching our hero he says: "Your heroic feat shall be published in tomorrow's paper under the headline - Brave New Yorker Rescues Boy". "I'm not from New York" replied our brave hero. "Oh in that case we'll change the headline - Brave American Rescues Boy
from Savage Dog". "I'm not American either" replied our brave hero. On being asked about from where he really was, our hero replied "I'm a Pakistani". The next day, the headline on the front page of The New York Times read: "Muslim Fundamentalist strangles dog violently to death in New York park - FBI investigating possible link to al-Qaeda...."
joop hangs on the sloper at 10:07 pm